Wednesday, 5 December 2007

The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth by Anton Szandor LaVey

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1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked. (That's a good one)

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them. (Yes please)

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there. (Yep!)

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy. (OK)

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal. (mmmhm.. The Mating Signal!)

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved. (..please take this annoying money from me!!!)

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained. (OK)

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself. (Yes, shut up winger)

9. Do not harm little children. (only little?)

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food. (Yeah, fuck off you bloody animal-for-enjoyment -killers!)

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

..not so sure about destroying people. If someone bothers you and doesn't stop: Just walk away. But if he follows you and continues to bother you after you walk away: Kick his balls. Hard. And walk away.