25 Things To Do When You Are Naked >>
Use your nakedness as a diversion while your accomplice steals a submarine
Get coated in oil and feathers and wrestle supermodels on a plastic mat
Sit in your car and see how many ways you can honk the horn before they take you away
Crouch alone in your basement. Mumble incomprehensibly while staring at a picture of your ex-girlfriend
Wrap your head in tin foil and tell others how aliens are bugging your clothes while you take care of your ‚plants‘
Go to a house! You know which one!
Hitch Hike in Texas
Polka! Polka! Polka!!
Shiver while you can
Dance in front of your pets
Go to a couple of bars. Drink free beer with interesting people
Bid on clothes on e-bay
Walk on the moon. I did it! Well, not really - Neil Armstrong
For men: Do the Hoola Hoop on your teenager‘s birthday
For women: Do the Bouncy Castle
Write a blog post
Jump around in your garden in the rain at night
Talk to your grandparents on the phone
Play Ping Pong with "Naturists"
Protest against something
Try to suppress a hard-on
Run with a feather in your bum across the field at a World Sports Event
Howl at the moon
Have a shower
..any more ideas?