Thursday, 31 July 2008


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33 definitive signs you are a DIY addict

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• You show pictures of your shelves at parties.

• You start moulding intricate kitchen suites of your mashed potato at dinner, accessorising with peas.

• You know over 25 handy and unusual ways to stop flesh wounds from bleeding.

• Writing a pros and cons list of different nail gun models before you make a decision on which one to buy. In doing this you go over 5 pages of A4.

• You secretly wish for your house to fall down so that you will have a legitimate reason to build an elaborate tree dwelling.

• You looked at your neighbour’s new £500,000 orangery and thought “I could make one of those, easy peasy.”

• When you overhear an attractive girl talking to her friend and mentioning the word “stripping” you interrupt to remind her to wear gloves and work in a well ventilated area.

• You set up your own nifty blog site that you call “Home Heroes”, so that you can upload photographs of your own handiwork to share with others of like mind.

• You haven’t actually got round to uploading anything onto “Home Heroes” yet because you have been so engrossed with enthralling new DIY projects.

• You dream about staring in your own Tim Allen-style home improvement TV show and have already picked a theme tune.

• Waiting until your wife is asleep you shuffle furtively out of bed to go and look at pictures of power drills on the internet.

• You name your twins Black & Decker.

• You name your dog DeWalt.

• You have wet dreams about variable speed hammer drills.

• You have 5 ongoing DIY projects all 90% finished.

• You use Duct tape to wrap birthday presents.

• You invest in designer safety glasses.

• You lust after Batman’s utility belt.

• You have regular nightmares about running out of ammunition for your nail-gun in a critical DIY moment.

• You constantly lust for more power and higher rotations.

• You spend more money on tools and wood than it would cost to get a builder in.

• You don't have a pair of shoes without paint splatters on them.

• You've been electrocuted. More than once.

• You've had a homemade flood. More than once.

• Your home insurance company refuses to give you the standard rate.

• You have the outline of all your tools drawn on the shed wall where their meant to be put.

• Whenever mashed potato is served, you ‘plaster’ it over everything else on the plate.

• You and your friends have DIY parties that involve BYO bottle and drill.

• You feel sorry for tools that you’re not using very much.

• You know that the guy who mixes the paint in B&Q has a wife, two kids and a dog called Brian.

• You suffer from drill bit envy.

• You know precisely how many spare nails you have left.

• You have at least two spare batteries for your power drill, and one’s charging right now.

A Tribute To Judas Fucking Priest

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What's better than Gangsta Rap? Gay Metal. Period.

The New Electric Six Video

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The oldest joke in the world! [1900 BC]

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"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."

The oldest British joke dates back to the 10th Century and reveals the bawdy face of the Anglo-Saxons -- "What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke the hole that it's often poked before? Answer: A key."

Farting & Cocks = Funny have to work this one out by yourself.

Wednesday, 30 July 2008

Double Web Agents

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People and their avatars.. You don't need the latest gadgets or go to the gym every day. You don't need to spend money on a new haircut or a pair of designer jeans. Just turn on, log in and show off!

Tuesday, 29 July 2008

The most linked to websites on the Interweb

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1 Google
2 Mozilla - home of the mozilla, firefox, and camino web browsers
3 Yahoo!
6 Firefox central
7 Mapquest: home
9 Mozilla store
10 The new york times on the web
11 Mozilla update
12 Altavista
14 Google news
15 Ebay - new & used electronics, cars, apparel, collectibles, sporting goods & more at low prices
17 Travelocity: airline tickets, hotels, cars, vacations, and cruises.
18 My excite
19 Howstuffworks - learn how everything works!
21 Microsoft corporation
22 The internet movie database (imdb)
23 (printer drivers, cdrom drivers, modem drivers, sound drivers, mouse drivers, monitor drivers, etc.) -
24 Dell - client & enterprise solutions, software, peripherals, services
25 Price watch - street price search engine
26 Digital camera reviews and news: digital photography review: forums, glossary, faq
27 Welcome to
28 Tom's hardware guide
29 Slashdot: news for nerds, stuff that matters
30 Encyclopædia britannica
31 Welcome to
32 The onion | america's finest news source
33 - free downloads, shareware, and more.
34 Wired news
35 Bbc news
36 - nation, world, technology and washington area news and headlines
37 Information resources for it professionals - zdnet
38 Hotbot web search
39 Dogpile web search home page
41 Lonely planet online
42 Techweb: the business technology network
43 Bookmark keywords
44 Welcome to my yahoo!
45 Adobe systems incorporated
46 Home - mozillazine forums
48 The internet movie database (imdb)
49 - news & information homepage
50 Mozilla firefox - the browser, reloaded

Friday, 25 July 2008


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"First came the Chechens, then ethnic Georgians, and then maverick journalists. But now Russia's cracking down on a different social group, a demographic they see threatening the very future of their country. These rebels have pierced lips, ridiculous haircuts and too much eyeshadow. They're barbarians in bowler hats, leather jackets and torn-up tights. Yes, emo has come to Russia – and its leaders want no part of it.

Last month the State Duma held a hearing on "Government Strategy in the Sphere of Spiritual and Ethical Education", a piece of legislation aimed at curbing "dangerous teen trends". There, without a clue in the world, social conservatives lumped "emos" together with skinheads, pushing for heavy regulation of emo websites and the banning of emo and goth fashion from schools and government buildings."

"New president Medvedev is a huge Deep Purple fan and even boasts a large collection of the group’s LP’s, which he spent many years searching for. "Not reissues, but the original albums," Medvedev insists. Whether or not the Russian President had anything to do with or not, Deep Purple plans a tour of Russia this fall, which will include 12 of the country’s largest cities, culminating on October 27 with a "grand concert" at the Olympiisky Stadium.""


..and can someone please put some acid in my vodka?

Monday, 21 July 2008


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VAHN buh-GINT dahss KEE-no, FROY-lain SHMIT?

Burning Love

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Matchstick sculpture by David Mach


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Just came back from a fantastic weekender at LOVEBOX festival in London. The best Band in the world right now: The Flaming Lips. Also really good: Das Pop & The Metros

They Say..

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I Say..

The Ultimate Ping List!

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Thanks to Steven @

Friday, 18 July 2008

Word up!!!

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Our last week's keywords for free

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Thursday, 17 July 2008

Cool Fonts

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The Best Job In The World

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Nemesis required.
6-month project with possibilty to extend
Date: 2008-05-07, 2:49PM PDT

I’ve been trying to think of ways to spice up my life. I’m 35 years old, happily married with two kids and I have a good job in insurance. But somethings missing. I feel like I’m old before my time. I need to inject some excitement into my daily routine through my arm before its too late. I need a challenge, something to get the adrenaline pumping again. An addiction would be nice, but, in short, I need a nemesis. I’m willing to pay $350 up front for you services as an arch enemy over the next six months. Nothing crazy. Steal my parking space, knock my coffee over, trip me when Im running to catch the BART and occasionaly whisper in my ear, “Ahha, we meet again”. That kind of thing. Just keep me on my toes. Complacency will be the death of me. You need to have an evil streak and be blessed with innate guile and cunning. You should also be adept at inconsicuous pursuit. Evil laugh preferred. Send me a photo and a brief explanation why you would be a good nemesis.

British accent preferred.


Tuesday, 15 July 2008

Sea, Sex and Sun

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Musical Serial Killer

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The Playlist

1. Midnight Rambler - The Rolling Stones
2. Nebraska - Bruce Springsteen
3. Excitable Boy - Warren Zevon
4. Psycho Killer - Talking Heads
5. Son Of Sam - Elliott Smith
6. Skinned - Blind Melon
7. Jack The Ripper - Morrissey
8. Murder By Numbers - The Police
9. Bloodbath In Paradise - Ozzy Osbourne
10. The Ballad Of TV Violence (I'm Not The Only Boy) - Cheap Trick
11. Hitchhiker Joe - The Rugburns
12. Psycho Joe (Goes To The Electric Chair) - Blues Traveler
13. Ted, Just Admit It - Jane's Addiction
14. The Ripper - Judas Priest
15. 213 - Slayer
16. I Love The Dead - Alice Cooper
17. Natural Born Killaz - Dr. Dre/Ice Cube
18. Jack The Ripper - Motorhead
19. Stalker Song - Danzig
20. Real Solution #9 - (Mambo Mania Mix) - White Zombie
21. Serial Killer - Cold
22. Girl Serial Killer - Hanin Elias
23. Richard Speck - The Viletones
24. Apartment 213 - HotrodboB
25. Lord Abortion - Cradle of Filth
26. Serial Killer - Copper
27. Dead Skin Mask - Slayer
28. He's Back (Man Behind The Mask) - Alice Cooper
29. Richard Speck - Wesley Willis
30. SST Superstar Charles Manson - Ultraviolet Eye

Saturday, 12 July 2008

How To Dance Like A Man

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Sean Patten from Gob Squad does "The Magic Shark Dance"

Do you have similar quality moves? Send the evidence to supaswag.

Friday, 11 July 2008

Brave New World

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"I wish that girls where more like Pot Noodles.. "

What's next???

Dogs that are more like cider?

Cars that are more like Nuts magazine?

Parents that are more like Ben Sherman shirts?

Mothers-in-law that are more like Vauxhall Astra VXRs?

Trees that are more like Council Estates?

Bicycles that are more like Mc Donalds?

Wednesday, 9 July 2008

The return of the fuckwit with the silly mustache. (No, not Mugabe)

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What the fuck is going on in Germany?? The wax figure of The Ex-Fuehrer is creating headlines on a daily basis since it was unveiled at Madamme Tussauds in Berlin last Saturday. If it would be Stalin, Pol Pot, Bush or some other mass-murderer there wouldn't be such a big taraa about the whole thing. But this is Berlin. Don't fuck with the eternal German guilt about "what happened in the second world war". This is the equivalent of putting up a statute of Bin Laden in front of the White House. But worse.
And while everybody is getting excited, the German Neo Nazis (who scored more votes than the Green Party and the Socialists in some parts of the country at the recent Landtagswahlen) laugh their heads off about this nice pice of marketing. It's definitely more easy to punch off the head of a wax figure than helping some Indian takeaway workers who are trying to run from a mob of skins who get cheered by the whole village.

Friday, 4 July 2008

Second Brain

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New on Second Brain >> supaswag!

Come join me..

Is that recouping or is that recouping!!?

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Mr T! Mr T!!! ..your pants! (pants on fire)

Thursday, 3 July 2008

Your lifetime horoscope!

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Don't make any commitments to groups or organizations of any kind today, dear _____. It may be that you are asked to do more than is realistic. If you accept you will be obliged to see the project through until the end, and that could be a long time indeed. You would be better of pursuing your own goals rather than helping others trying to attain theirs. At least this way you are in control of the outcome.

True.. for almost every day of my life.

Blind diabetic 62-year-old gives birth to her 12th child

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My favorite digg of the day. Nice title & description. Digg it!