Friday, 8 August 2008

How to save the Olympics in 7 easy steps

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1. Choose a Greek island (There are gazillions).
2. Put all the Olympia stuff on this island and rename it OLYMPIA.
3. Pay with the money that comes in from legalized cannabis sales.
4. Let all the athletes compete naked (like it used to be) to increase viewing figures.
5. Deport all IOC members to another Greek Island. With no food.
6. Host summer games on OLYMPIA every 2 years and give the profits to charity.
7. Scrap the Winter Olympics.

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