The Website Is Down: Sales Guy vs. Web Dude

..you might have seen this everywhere else already ; ) ..I'm abit laaaazy today

If you haven't, enjoy!

And another stupid quiz

I named 0 reindeer in 30 seconds

..although I like Oatmeal

Super Sentai 25th Anniversary

Yeeh-ha! These guys invented posing. To get more familiar with the Super Sentai world, check out SykoGrafix and for the full monty info, go to SuperSentai.com

People I like today

professor fate

andy kaufman

serge gainsbourg

coop

emergency doctors

gob squad

lord interface

ray mears

muhammad ali

picasso

all the french resistance chicks

rich from SAS

the cramps

louis theroux

henri murger

jean moulin

russ meyer

aldous huxley

john waters

douglas coupland

robin cooper

robert crumb

bill drummond & jimmy cauty

francoise sagan

seneca

charles aznavour

danny wallace

james marshall

ed "big daddy" roth

frank kozik

rick griffin

frank zappa

dead kennedys

sparks

ween

pixies

sonic youth

chet baker

abbie hoffman

the freak brothers

david lynch

itchy & scratchy

andy warhol

the pythons

charles m. schulz

joko ono

the crimson pirate

david niven

Time for a new tattoo

Maybe a Shakespeare tattoo? Or Alan Ginsberg??

Carl Solomon! I’m with you in Rockland
where you’re madder than I am
I’m with you in Rockland
where you must feel very strange
I’m with you in Rockland
where you imitate the shade of my mother
I’m with you in Rockland
where you’ve murdered your twelve secretaries
I’m with you in Rockland
where you laugh at this invisible humor
I’m with you in Rockland
where we are great writers on the same dreadful
typewriter

- Excerpt from Allen Ginsberg’s Howl

If you need some inspiration, check out Contrariwise.org

Candykiller

This reminds me of a single of my old band before my rockstar career imploded and my life changed for the better. Funny how things can work out although they don't work out. Sometimes you're too scared or stubborn to let go and then you have to wait for Karma to set you free. Sometimes you are blind and bound, surrounded by ghosts. Sometimes I miss throwing my guitar to the floor after the last encore.

Check out Brian Taylor's Candykiller blog

The two legged horse

People & Pigs: A love / hate relationship uncovered

Some people are pigs

Some people love pigs

Some people eat pigs

Some people fuck pigs

Some people paint pigs

Some people drive pigs

Some people fly pigs

Some people loose pigs

Some people ride pigs

..and some people look like a pig doing a somersault!

Spiders on drugs

Weed for me please.

Girl Fart Marathon (keep on farting in the free world)

I sat by the Duchess at tea,
She asked: "Do you fart when you pee?"
I said with some wit:
"Do you belch when you shit?"
I felt it was one up for me.

TERROR! CONFUSION! PANIC!

The mood on the stock market. Eat shit Capitalism. Yum Yum Yum..

Pop some E and off you go!

Christians.. they know how to party.

The coolest guy in rock music's history

They came from Planet Claire!

Check it out: We're FUCKED!

Good Day Sunshine!

It's The End of Capitalism. Have a cigar! We won.

Burn Baby Burn

Burn supermarkets. Think globaly - act localy.

Behind the Pot

Are things too complicated with your girlfriend?! Ever wish she was as limb or slim as a noodle (as long as she didn't act like one in bed)?! Luv the song - and if women are offended then surely are they just being lesbians?! ..surely.

Things you want to do before you die

Different people - different dreams. Oh well..

Klick here for more things people want to do before they die

The End

Klick here for
THE END

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, an aeroplane,
Lenny Bruce is not afraid
Eye of a hurricane, listen to yourself churn - world
Serves its own needs, don't misserve your own needs. Feed
It off an aux speak, grunt, no, strength,turn, ladder
Start to clatter with fear fight down height. Wire
In a fire, representing seven games, in a government
For hire and a combat site. Left of west and coming in
A hurry with the furies breathing down your neck. Team
By team reporters baffled, trumped, tethered cropped
Look at that low playing! Fine, then. Uh oh,
Overflow, population, common food, but it'll do. Save
Yourself, serve yourself. World serves its own needs,
Listen to your heart bleed dummy with the rapture and
The revered and the right, right. You vitriolic,
Patriotic, slam, fight, bright light, feeling pretty
Psyched

It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine

Six o'clock - TV hour. Don't get caught in foreign
Towers. Slash and burn, return, listen to yourself
Churn. Locking in, uniforming,and book burning, blood
Letting. Every motive escalate. Automotive incinerate
Light a candle, light a motive. Step down, step down
Watch your heel crush, crushed, uh-oh, this means no
Fear cavalier. Renegade steer clear! A tournament,
a Tournament, a tournament of lies. Offer me solutions,
Offer me alternatives and I decline

(chorus)
It's the end of the world as we know it (it's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it (it's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (it's time I had some
time alone)

I feel fine

(repeat chorus)

The other night I dreamt of knives, continental
Drift divide. Mountains sit in a line, Leonard
Bernstein. Leonid Brezhnev, Lenny Bruce and Lester
Bangs. Birthday party, cheesecake, jelly bean, boom! You
Symbiotic, patriotic, slam book neck, right? Right

(repeat chorus)

It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it
It's the end of the world as we know it and I feel fine (it's time I had some
time alone)

(repeat chorus 2x)

The difference between Good and Evil.

The hardest man alive ..no question.

The 25 coolest fancy dress costumes ever

Have a great week everybody!!!

The Great Gorilla Run

Ape! Ape! Ape!!! The Great Gorilla Run on September 27th in London. Probably a good day to rob a bank in a Gorilla costume..

The fastest hands in the world!

Little People In The City

Check out the world of Slinkatchu's Little People in the city. There is a solo show that opens on Thursday 28th August at Cosh Gallery, Berwick Street, London. It will be open until 20th September!

Segways for cunts

Or: Segways für Votzenclowns. Achtung! Check out more cunts here!

Start your day with a Jar Jar Binks Salad!

• 1 large jicama. To carve out the fool's head.
  
• 2 large carrots
• 1 cup red onion
• 1 red pepper
• 1 yellow pepper
• 1 large tomato

For the dressing:

• 2 ripe limes
• 1/4 cup red wine vinegar
• 1 teaspoon honey
• 2 tablespoons olive oil
• Pinch of ground cayenne pepper
• Salt and pepper
• 2 tablespoons cilantro

Julie Moult is an idiot.

Find out more interesting things about Googlebombing - and why Julie Moult is still an idiot.

Inframan vs Ultraman

You won't believe your eyes!


You won't believe your ears!


You won't believe your mind!



..time to resurrect Supaman

The Loudest Female Burp In The World

..what can I say? The Italians love it. I'll do a post about female farting tomorrow.

The world's most stupid manly behaviour.

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