PLUS!
Not the Pope's son [possibly not a cunt]
Not George Clooney [still possibly a cunt]
Sunday, 6 February 2011
Sunday, 2 January 2011
Mega Shark vs. Santander
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'Mega Shark VS Santander' 2011. $100.00 - For sale by the artist. Please contact us.
Just remember..
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Just remember that you're standing on a planet that's evolving
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
And revolving at nine hundred miles an hour,
That's orbiting at nineteen miles a second, so it's reckoned,
A sun that is the source of all our power.
The sun and you and me and all the stars that we can see
Are moving at a million miles a day
In an outer spiral arm, at forty thousand miles an hour,
Of the galaxy we call the 'Milky Way'.
Our galaxy itself contains a hundred billion stars.
It's a hundred thousand light years side to side.
It bulges in the middle, sixteen thousand light years thick,
But out by us, it's just three thousand light years wide.
We're thirty thousand light years from galactic central point.
We go 'round every two hundred million years,
And our galaxy is only one of millions of billions
In this amazing and expanding universe.
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding
In all of the directions it can whizz
As fast as it can go, at the speed of light, you know,
Twelve million miles a minute, and that's the fastest speed there is.
So remember, when you're feeling very small and insecure,
How amazingly unlikely is your birth,
And pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space,
'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.
Happy New Year
Monday, 8 November 2010
Crazy Caravans
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Have you ever been caravanning? No?! Well, checking out this madness on two [or more] wheels, it looks like hours of fun.
The last time I stayed in a caravan was in Bisbee/Arizona on my honeymoon trip. We stayed for a couple of days at the Shady Dell vintage caravan park in an 1957 El Ray which was beautifully restored and equipped with all sorts of period accessories. They even wired up the original radio so it only played 50s rockabilly. Sweet.
So, here we go.. Caravanning - Where the cool and the very un-cool mix effortlessly.
The last time I stayed in a caravan was in Bisbee/Arizona on my honeymoon trip. We stayed for a couple of days at the Shady Dell vintage caravan park in an 1957 El Ray which was beautifully restored and equipped with all sorts of period accessories. They even wired up the original radio so it only played 50s rockabilly. Sweet.
So, here we go.. Caravanning - Where the cool and the very un-cool mix effortlessly.
Home Sweet Tiny Home
Yes, birds love caravanning. Seriously.
And bunnies love it too!!
And royal midgets.
You can caravan on the water..
..in the air
..even in the future!
You can caravan in the past:
On a motorbike:
In a river:
In good company:
In disguise:
In style:
In even more style:
You can take everybody you know on a trip:
Or you can go on your own:
You can be patriotic:
Or reflective:
Folky..
..or Rock & Roll
..or alternative
You can even race caravans
But whatever you do..
..be careful
..and transparent.
Respect nature
..and be creative.
Don't be a jerk:
And whoever you are and wherever you go: Never forget that you are towing a caravan!!
HAPPY CARAVANNING!!
This post was brought to you by Woolacombe Holiday Parks, North Devon's most beautiful Caravan Holiday Park.
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