The Social Media Song

EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE

[words & fictional music: supaswag]


Intro Rap:

See your name - Get the fame - In the game

Blog Writer - Name Dropper - Hard Bopper - Chart Hopper

GTA - NRA - CEO - SEO

Everybody wants to be a Pop Star - Rock Star - Interweb Superstar


(Guitarsolo and Trent Reznor - like voice mumbles something about the 'Interweb Antichrist' and the pitfalls of fame. The face of Matt Cutts flashes for a second)


Look at my pretty avatar - My sexy avatar - My pretty sexy avatar

Do you like my avatar? - My pretty sexy avatar?

Come baby stumble me, sphinn me, digg me, touch my twitter feed

I give you Link Love all night long - You and me can sing this song

But only if you love me - Talk about me - Make me a

Pop Star - Rock Star - Stumble Star - Twitter Star

See my name - Get the fame - In the game to be a

Pop Star - Rock Star - Interweb Superstar


(Backwards guitarsolo, more strange mumbling ..fade out)


* The video is a sped up montage of the ghost of Bob Ross in a helicopter, painting a picture of Aston Kutcher, Zaibatsu and Stephen Fry playing Strip Poker while receiving (simulated) oral sex from a long cue of 'followers' in lemming costumes. At the end of the video Bob Ross' ghost destroys his own painting, then jumps out of the helicopter into the Bellagio fountains in Las Vegas. Explosions. ..the faces of Perez Hilton, Joseph Goebbels, Karl Rove flash for a split-second each, Charlie Brooker in a meat costume, firing a machine gun at the audience over & over again. Fire. Screams. White Noise.


Or something like this:

Lost In Communication

Twitter is down ..and I can't even tell anyone on Twitter about it. *Sigh*

Did the Iranian Secret Service finally hack Twitter?

The First 100 Best Twitter Avatars

Well.. in my opinion of course ; ) Thanx to Lyndoman who's blogpost this morning inspired me to start this laborious task. I'm already a bit bored of mining trough Twitter. But hey, someone has to do it.

EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE

[words & fictional music: supaswag]

See your name - Get the fame - In the game

Blog Writer - Name Dropper - Hard Bopper - Chart Hopper

GTA - NRA - CEO - SEO

Everybody wants to be a Popstar - Rockstar - Interweb Superstar

Guitarsolo

Look at my pretty avatar - My sexy avatar - My pretty sexy avatar

Do you like my avatar? - My pretty sexy avatar?

Come baby stumble me, sphinn me, digg me, touch my twitt feed

I give you Link Love all night long - You and me can sing this song

But only if you love me - Talk about me - Make me a

Popstar - Rockstar - Webstar - Twitterstar

See my name - Get the fame - In the game to be a

Popstar - Rockstar - Interweb Superstar

Guitarsolo [fade out]

So what's the story with the avatars? They are f*****g everywhere. I's The Attack Of The Avatars! On every social network they beg you to klick on them. There are some that you instantly forget, some that you think about for a moment and then forget about it - and then there are the one's that you remember when you see them again and maybe you will klick one of them at some point and then you'll find out what's behind the pic. Will the content behind keep up with the expectations? Will it disappoint? Will the sexy chick suddenly be a hairy man??

These are the basic types of avatars >>

"This is my honest face"

"This is my honest face but a bit made up in an artyfarty way"

"My face is not important but check this cool photo"

"My face is not important but check this cool logo/graphic design thingy"

and like in every other social network:

"I am Hitler/DarthVader/Santa Claus"


..to be continued later [ I REALLY need to go to the beach now]


THE 100 BEST TWITTER AVATARS

https://twitter.com/goldman

https://twitter.com/william

https://twitter.com/davewiner

https://twitter.com/Hicksdesign

https://twitter.com/strimble

https://twitter.com/photomatt

https://twitter.com/HenryRollins

https://twitter.com/popurls

https://twitter.com/KarinaLongworth

https://twitter.com/BarackObama

https://twitter.com/shawnbot

https://twitter.com/shawnbot

https://twitter.com/skeltoac

https://twitter.com/Halcyon

https://twitter.com/crave

https://twitter.com/marcjohns

https://twitter.com/dbfarber

https://twitter.com/rtm

https://twitter.com/kimlaama

https://twitter.com/adamcurry

https://twitter.com/michaelverdi

https://twitter.com/Peachpit

https://twitter.com/seantek

https://twitter.com/MidwestTeenSex

https://twitter.com/sex

https://twitter.com/HandsomeRob

https://twitter.com/aquariums

https://twitter.com/ravenseo

https://twitter.com/HollowMarkeD

https://twitter.com/Wingnut

https://twitter.com/MrBabyMan

https://twitter.com/rubyist

https://twitter.com/bryanmason

https://twitter.com/glenda

https://twitter.com/Joi

https://twitter.com/mmcallen

https://twitter.com/thedelicious

https://twitter.com/HighAesthetic

https://twitter.com/grateful

https://twitter.com/brianshaler

https://twitter.com/nanek

https://twitter.com/caroline

https://twitter.com/Coco

https://twitter.com/dunstan


..to be continued TONIGHT



And don't forget to tell me why YOUR AVATAR should be in this list >>

YOU KNOW NOTHING!! MY AVATAR SHOULD BE IN THIS LIST!!!



Cheers!